Monday, 13 January 2014

Santa Banta

Balance & Equity

Sardar told his wife: Soniye hamare munne ne cockroach ko kha liya!

Sardar's wife: To mera muh kya taak rahe ho! Jaldi se doctor ko bulaao!!

Sardar: Soniye, tu na tension bahut leti hai. Maine munne ko baygon pila dee hai aur ab na...wo ekkdum chain se so raha hai!...Hoon na main hoshiyaar!

Monday, 6 January 2014

Romantic Shayari


Kaash Aapki Surat Itni Pyaari Na Hoti,
Kaash Aapse Mulakat Hamaari Na Hoti,
Sapno Mein Hi Dekh Lete Hum Aapko,
To Aaj Milni Ki Itni Bekarari Na Hoti…

Love Shayari


Ishq wale aanko se aankho ki baat samaj lete hain..
Sapno mey mil jaye toh mulakat samaj lete hain..
Rota to asman bhi hai apne dharti k liye..
par log us ki aansuo ko barsat samaj lete hain…